@amattson I set up a Reverse Lookup Zone (Thanks for the links, I *think* I set it up correctly) then rebooted the server and then tried a simple quary again. Still failed. (see screenshot)
@BillKindle You are correct. My router is acting as the DHCP server. I do not have DHCP roles setup on this server. Is that something I should do?
Also, I can't thank you guys enough. So far you've already been a HUGE help!